Simple Math


Today's the first day of summer, so my math brain is still intact. However, it is summer, so I'll keep the math simple.

Given:

good = 1 awesome = 2 bad = -1

and:

free_time = good = 1

alarm_clock = 0.75*bad = -0.75

school = 0.25*bad = -0.25

Therefore:

summer = free_time - (alarm_clock + school)
summer = 1 - (-0.75 + -0.25)
summer = 1 - (-1)
summer = 2

We also know that:

2! = 2 * 1 = 2

So therefore:

2! = 2
2 = 2!
summer = 2!
summer = (awesome)!
summer = awesome!

Which everyone knew anyway, but now there's math to prove it.